This one's short and sweet:
To all the men out there who were fine in less than 24 hours of being snipped, I say good for you!! But don't tease the wives that that is normal!!
To all the women out there whose husbands will be getting snipped: I pray you have a husband who isn't melodramatic about being in pain...and who, every time they say oooh or ow or eeek or whatever, you don't want to stifle...it's been 5.5 days and I'm still hearing these noises of discomfort...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
And, is it really necessary to scream at the TV while watching sports?? don't they know that the coaches and players can't hear what they are screaming at them?? Although, that might be funny if they actually could (but kinda annoying for them to have the entire male population tell them how to play the game they are getting millions to play). I'd like to see all of these men who claim to know how to play better than the professionals get out there and play...go on...show us all how it's done!!